Quote from Murray in Bill's Wedding
Beverly: What am I looking at? Murray: That's one of one hundred premium wedding chairs. Beverly: This chair is for a child. Murray: Nah. It's perfect. Beverly: Well, if it's so perfect, why don't you sit down. Murray: Because I prefer to stand. I like being on the balls of my feet, ready to pounce. Beverly: Sit! Murray: [groans] All right. There you go. Well, that's, uh... that's quite comfortable. I like being so close to my knees. Beverly: You can sit that way through the whole ceremony? Murray: I'm in a great deal of pain. Beverly: Dammit, Murray, you failed me, like everyone else! What am I supposed to do now?! Murray: I'm gonna tell you what I tell our kids. There's nothing wrong with quitting.