Beverly: What the hell is this?
Virginia Kremp: An elegant centerpiece of tulips and begonias.
Beverly: You expect someone to look at this and feel anything but sick?
Virginia Kremp: Maybe whimsy? Beverly, I do think you're pushing us a little hard here.
Linda Schwartz: I already made 350 cucumber sandwiches. I think that's enough.
Essie Karp: Yeah, and I agreed to iron napkins, not whatever these are.
Beverly: Those are Murray's formal intimates, and you will put that iron wherever I tell you to. Now, getting rid of all this. We're gonna start over.
Linda Schwartz: I am done.
Beverly: Good! 'Cause despite your mediocre efforts, you've really set me back.
Essie Karp: I'm right behind you, Linda. I can't believe I wasted my morning creasing your husband's butt rags.
Virginia Kremp: And I said some hateful words in the bathroom to myself, so I need to go apologize to my children.
Beverly: Well, good riddance! I'll just draw a frown on a sack of flour to replace you!