Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was true. For my mom, making me prom king meant nothing was off limits.
[montage:]
Beverly: We legally change your name to "Prom King." People will check it on the ballot 'cause they're dumb.
Beverly: We have one of my bras sticking out of your backpack. I'm thinking my black lacy one, but you pick your favorite.
Beverly: We use a cool new student, Don Steele, to split the popular vote. Don Steele's secret? He's me.
Adam: Those are technically options and also some crimes.