Quote from Adam in The Fake-Up
Beverly: [sings] Laundry day, laundry day Make my baby's stains go away [gasps] Ooh! Adam: Nothing! Studying! Respecting boundaries! Beverly: What is going on here in the dark? Adam: Brea, do you want to field this one? Brea: I do not. Beverly: And what is that funk? It's like I'm standing in a musky cloud. Adam: Basements are damp. Beverly: It's also hot. Like, steamy. Brea: I think the dryer was on. Adam: Brea on the board. The dryer. Likely culprit for everything you're smelling. Beverly: Binaca. Vanilla-scented candle. Sade's classic booty groove The Sweetest Taboo. [gasps] You two were kissing! Brea: Okay, I'm just gonna mosey on out of here. Adam: No! We are not gonna be shamed by you. Basement kissing is a teen rite of passage. I demand you leave!