Barry: This idiot is talking about injecting our musical with explosive, high-octane energy.
Adam: And it gets even more bonkers! Tell her who the main character is.
Barry: A giant, ass-kicking Tootsie Roll named Clyde.
Erica: Why the hell would a fighting chocolate treat be on a playground?
Barry: He fell out of a kid's pocket. Now he's gotta find his way back, with the help of Martin Riggs of Riggs and Murtaugh.
Geoff: You put the "Lethal Weapon" guys in your musical?
Adam: Just Riggs. He's an emotional time bomb, and he's got three jaunty numbers.
Erica: This is clinically insane.
Adam: That's the Riggs character. But don't worry. He accidentally blows himself up in the second act.
Erica: There's violence on the playground?!
Barry: And tons of sex. You know that big metal thing you spin? Some randy teens do unspeakable things on it. And the nudity is not tasteful.
Geoff: But isn't this show for kids?
Barry: I don't know who it's for. I just know it kicks ass.
Adam: Now tell 'em about the big finale.
Barry: Clyde the talking Tootsie defends the playground by destroying a robotic shark in a rap battle.