Erica: He's wearing a blazer, he smells like Macy's, and he's happy? Something's up. We need to follow him.
[later:]
Erica: Holy crap! He's on a date with our teacher! Do you know what this means?
Geoff: Barry's hot for teacher, and teacher's hot for him!
Erica: No, he didn't write a good paper. He smooched his way to that A.
Geoff: Oh, right, this is about you. I'll do better.