Beverly: I know, but the perfect Thanksgiving plan is still intact, and it all starts with a slice of delicious... Oh, spiced ass! Oh!
Pops: Murray won't even blink.
Beverly: It's okay. The day can still be salvaged. Bill and Vic will be here any minute.
Adam: Bill and Vic aren't coming.
Beverly: The hell you say to me? [throws a yam]
Adam: [winded] Ooh! Did you just chuck a yam at me?
Beverly: Oh, butch it up. It was cooked.
Adam: It's not my fault Bill's appendix exploded three days ago. They just found him. His side is super infected.
Beverly: Oh, that selfish bastard.
Adam: He sends his love. And as for Vic, he's serving turkey dinners at a homeless shelter.
Beverly: Of all the days to do that.