Quote from Adam in Parents Thursday
Dave Kim: Dude, you're Romeo. Adam: I know, Dave Kim. Dave Kim: Romeo kisses Juliet! Adam: I know, Dave Kim! Dave Kim: And Dana is... Lady Montague? Adam: Oh, no, Dave Kim. That means she's playing my... Dana: Mom. Adam: I mean, it could be worse. Dana: Could it? Adam: It's not like you're playing my actual mom. Even if you were, I've heard my dad say more than once that she's a handsome lady. And I'll shut up.