Principal Ball: I suppose there is another option.
Adam: The understanding that I've clearly learned my lesson?
Principal Ball: The shunning bench. [bell tolls]
Adam: The bench where kids wait to see the school nurse for their lice check? [bell tolls]
Principal Ball: Yes, but we spray it. And it's also part of a hallowed Quaker tradition. The guilty student sits there while his classmates scorn him as they casually stroll by. [chuckles] It's a hoot.
Adam: Sold! Gimme the old-timey benchy thing.
Beverly: Never! We accept the full suspension.
Adam: Why? There's a perfectly viable shaming option available. [bell tolls]