Erica: So, I have an hour until my next class, which I can use to finish my chem lab and my reading for women's lit. How's your day looking?
Geoff: Eh, I gotta get this ball in this cup. [does so] Oh. Well, my schedule just opened up. Can I make you another tea?
Erica: I think I'm good.
Geoff: Cool, cool. Well, I'll just sit quietly, and I'm here if you need me. [clears throat] [grunts loudly] [groans raspily] You know, I'm just gonna make you a backup tea.
Erica: No. Geoff, I think it's great that you're taking a year off to find yourself, but I've got work to do.
Geoff: I knew it! I'm bothering you!
Erica: No! But for the love of God, yes!
Geoff: I really thought all this free time would finally help me relax after a very intense 18 years, but I've never been more stressed. I'm growing so much hair!
Erica: Stress makes you lose hair.
Geoff: Oh, no! Nothing is right!