Adult Adam: [v.o.] As my mom was trying to keep her family together, my sister was trying to keep her relationship from falling apart.
Erica: [on the phone] Hey, Geoff, it's Erica. Just checking in to see what you meant by, "We need to talk." Probably just wanted to say how we have no problems and we're a perfect couple. Okay, well, have fun on the road, bye!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Unfortunately, she couldn't leave just one message.
Erica: Here's what "We need to talk" means to me. It means we have a problem. So is... Is it me? You're the problem, Geoff! Maybe I don't want you! Come back to me, my widdle Geoffy-weffy. You're a butt! And not just the tiny part of the butt, but the whole mound. The cheeks, the smelly region, all of it.
Lou Schwartz: Okey-doke. I think I got it.
Erica: Thanks, Dr. Schwartz.
Lou Schwartz: Oh, I almost forgot. Geoffrey called and passed on a message of his own.
Erica: What did he say?
Lou Schwartz: He said he needs to tell you in person, but it's big and possibly upsetting.
Erica: That doesn't help at all. It just makes everything worse!
Lou Schwartz: Sure thing, honey. Bye now.