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Breakin'

‘Breakin'’

Season 6, Episode 23 - Aired May 8, 2019

Before he graduates from high school, Barry tries to make the most of the time he has left to torment Adam. Elsewhere, Geoff stresses out about giving the valedictorian speech and comes down with a case of the shingles.

Quote from Beverly

Johnny Atkins: 'Sup, bozos? I'm off to follow Rush around Canada this summer, and your hot mom offered to make me homemade BORP.
Geoff: BORP? I thought it was GORP?
Beverly: No, this is BORP Beverly's Ol' Raisins and Peanuts. I also added M&M'S, caramel chips, and Skittles.
Erica: That goes against everything that a good, healthy GORP stands for!

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Quote from Geoff

Erica: What's your game, woman?
Beverly: No game. But, hey, since your friend's here, why doesn't he tell Geoff what van life is like?
Johnny Atkins: In a word, chaos.
Geoff: Oh, no! That's my least favorite word!
Erica: Dude, my mom's just trying to scare you. It'll be fine.
Johnny Atkins: It will not be fine. Every day, you face a new disaster like flat tires and traffic jams and petty theft and motorcycle gangs and snakes.
Geoff: Oh, no! Snakes and, also, all the other things you said!
Beverly: Tell them about the bathrooms, Johnny.
Johnny Atkins: This bad boy goes where I go.
Geoff: I'm out. Can't do it.

Quote from Geoff

Beverly: Erica Goldberg, get down here! It's an emergency!
Erica: Oh, no! Get away from the boy!
Geoff: It's okay. She was just giving me notes.
Beverly: And here it is. Take this sack of stress, pull him into that disgusting van, and follow those hippies around for the whole summer.
Erica: Are you serious?
Beverly: You were right. If you really love someone, you've got to do everything you can to make them happy.
Geoff: Well, then, screw it. I'm gonna go pack some clothes and buy a potty shovel.
Erica: But what about your speech?
Geoff: Someone else can give it! I'm going to see the Dead, and I'm sort of excited about it.

Quote from Geoff

Principal Ball: Normally, this is the point where we ask our valedictorian to speak, but he has instead decided to follow the Grateful Dead in a van.
Geoff: Whoo! Thank you, Goldbergs! Hi, Erica!

Quote from Barry

Principal Ball: Well, I'd say that speech was some of the best community service I've ever seen. Go join your classmates. It's time to get your diploma, Mr. Goldberg.

Quote from Beverly

Geoff: Well, we're off, but don't worry, sir. I'll take great care of her, always.
Murray: Yeah, but she'll take even better care of you.
Beverly: Got you something for your trip.
Erica: What is this thing?
Beverly: It's called a mobile telephone device. You're gonna call me every hour on the hour.

Quote from Adam

Barry: What's all this nerdery?
Adam: Jackie's off to college, so I'm putting together a care package. We're being super mature about her leaving and taking it as it goes.
Barry: That'll never work. Trust me. What you need is my foolproof plan that guarantees you guys end up together. Grab a pen.
Adam: No.
Barry: First, you go to college pre-med. Once you graduate, there's medical school, an internship, residency, and boom! I'm a radiologist! At some point during the 1990s, you visit her at her place of business. And wow Lainey with the impressive adult you've become.
Adam: You just said "Lainey", this is clearly your plan.
Barry: Do you like it?
Adam: I think it's half-baked, and highly unlikely to succeed.

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