Barry: In fact, I will never break up with Lainey. The only person I'm gonna break up with is you.
Beverly: So what are you saying? You're just gonna get married and have kids and never see me? Is that what you wish on me?
Barry: More than anything! Lainey and I will have six boys.
Lainey: Wait. What?
Barry: And three girls, and they'll be strangers to you.
Lainey: Nine kids?! Are you crazy?!
Beverly: Ssh! This doesn't concern you!

Barry: You will only be known as the weird blond lady who lives down the street, and you will never, ever be allowed in our one-bedroom condo.
Lainey: Whoa! Nine kids in one room?
Barry: The complex has a large common area.
Beverly: Don't worry, Lainey. Gam Gam will babysit whenever you want.
Lainey: Okay, we're getting just a smidge ahead of ourselves.

Beverly: Oh, my God. Call the hospital! This is the worst medical emergency the world has ever seen.
Barry: There's a medical emergency?! Clear a path! Where's the pain, little bro?
Adam: In my arm and my leg.
Barry: Hold tight, pal.
Adam: Do you know what you're doing?
Barry: Don't worry. I'll fix everything.
Adam: You didn't answer the question!
Barry: Lainey, I need 50cc of ice, stat.
Lainey: I don't know how much that is, but I'm on it.
Barry: Come on, fast! I need it fast! Mom, I need a morphine drip. If you can't find that, two aspirin.
Beverly: On it, Schmoo.
Barry: Hurry! Move, move!
Adam: Why is everyone listening to him?! He's not a medical professional!
Barry: Ice! Give me my ice!
Adam: Whew! That's cold.
Barry: It's okay, little buddy. Stay with me.
Adam: Clearly, I can't go anywhere. I'm pretty sure my leg and arm are broken.
Barry: Nothing is broken. Look at me. You're gonna pull through just fine. Open, damn it! Yes! Doctoring!
Beverly: He's gonna pull through! My one baby saved my other baby.
Barry: I really did. I cured him.

Barry: Doesn't matter. My doctoring days are done.
Adam: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I got to admit when everyone was freaking out, you really did take charge. How did you know what to do?
Barry: I guess I kind of felt it in here, my heart.
Adam: The other side, dude!
Barry: I got a lot to learn.
Adam: So much, it's scary.
Barry: Let me re-adjust your pillow.

Lainey: Barry? You have to be a doctor.
Barry: But that means that we-
Lainey: I know what it means. But look at how great you were with Adam. It's what you're meant to do.
Barry: What about us and our plan to be together forever?
Lainey: I guess... life's something you just can't always plan out.
Barry: I don't know what I'm gonna do without you.
Lainey: We still have the rest of school, the whole summer.
Barry: I hate we have this ticking clock on us.
Lainey: Then I guess it only leaves us one choice. To make the next few months the best ever.