Barry: Off-campus lunch is a go, boys. We've got 36 minutes to make it to Jim's Steaks and back. Let's ride.
Andy: Wait. I thought your dad sold his crappy old Tercel.
Barry: He bought it back 'cause his new sports car was even crappier than this crap box.
Matt: Uh, bro, the door won't open.
Barry: That's 'cause it's been permanently busted. You just got to "Dukes of Hazzard" it.
All: Ooh!
Barry: Need more of a head start.
All: [gasp]
Barry: Took my eye off it.
All: [groan]
Barry: Who moved the car? J T- P!
All: JTP?
Barry: General Lee!