‘As You Wish’
Season 2, Episode 21 - Aired April 22, 2015
Murray thinks he and Adam have finally found an overlapping interest when Adam begs him to buy swords so he can join the fencing team. Murray's excitement fades when he realizes Adam played him just to get a sword so he could recreate the fencing scenes from "The Princess Bride". Meanwhile, Erica and Barry are angered when Beverly fixes up Barry's wrestling coach with Erica's music teacher.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Thank God. Pops, just the man I wanted to see. Tell me what to do.
Pops: Hey look, you got a nickel in your face mask.
Adam: Not the nickel trick now. I got stabbed in the face. I need advice. Real life saving advice.
Quote from Adam
Murray: All right, Adam and boy whose name I can't remember. Give me the swords.
Adam: Wait. What? Why?
Murray: You quit, so I'm returning them.
Adam: But they're used. I spoke to the manager at Herman's Sports, he's a total hard ass. He won't take them back. It's store policy, iron clad.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I just know that opposites attract. I mean, she's creative and artistic, and he likes to wear short shorts in the winter.