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As You Wish

‘As You Wish’

Season 2, Episode 21 - Aired April 22, 2015

Murray thinks he and Adam have finally found an overlapping interest when Adam begs him to buy swords so he can join the fencing team. Murray's excitement fades when he realizes Adam played him just to get a sword so he could recreate the fencing scenes from "The Princess Bride". Meanwhile, Erica and Barry are angered when Beverly fixes up Barry's wrestling coach with Erica's music teacher.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Go! Put your foot on the gas and push.

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Quote from Murray

Adam: I'm sorry, dad, I just had to bow out gracefully.
Murray: I wouldn't call that bowing out gracefully. You made the referee carry you to the car.
Pops: She was a strong lady.
Murray: She was a strong lady!

Quote from Adam

Adam: But the good news is I learned a lot today. Mostly, swords hurt when they jab your body. Which is why I've decided to retire from the game.

Quote from Dave Kim

Dave Kim: Dude, these swords are bad ass. How'd you get 'em?
Adam: Simple. I used my dad's love of sports and the awkwardness of our relationship to get what I wanted.
Dave Kim: Wow. Behind the mask and glasses lies a devious mind.

Quote from Adam

Murray: Oh. I see what's going on here. You played me.
Adam: What?
Murray: You played me.
Adam: Don't insult me like that.
Murray: You used my love of sports and the awkwardness of our relationship to get what you wanted.
Adam: Well, I wouldn't use those words exactly.
Dave Kim: You literally did a minute ago.
Adam: Shut up, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: My name is Dave Kim, by the way.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I actually have a question. Why am I here?
Principal Ball: You are here because you caused this kerfuffle.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Look, I know I manipulated you into spending hundreds of your hard-earned dollars on swords to recreate an epic movie scene, and for that I'd like to say, my mistake.

Quote from Adam

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, before Google and Wikipedia, the only way to look stuff up was a set of really boring books that covered a lot but said a little.

Quote from Murray

Adam: Oh please, Zorro sucks.
Murray: Don't you dare knock Zorro. He is a man of honor.
Adam: Then why's he wearing that stupid mask? What's he hiding?
Murray: All I'm saying is, Zorro had enough skill to sign a Z where ever he went. A Z!
Adam: Even I could sign a Z.
Murray: Oh, I'd like to see that.

Quote from Murray

Murray: I guess I was just excited about the overlap.
Adam: The what?
Murray: The overlap. You know, you like dumb movies, I like awesome sports. And this fencing thing was finally something we could both enjoy. At least I thought it was.

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