Beverly: Paula Hogan?
Paula Hogan: [Australian accent] How can I help you?
Beverly: You can start by keeping your bloomin' yapper shut, you homewrecker. Or whatever it is you call home "down undah".
Paula Hogan: It's "home." We speak English. And what's happening?
Beverly: I'm talking about you floozing around with that sweet, innocent boy.
Paula Hogan: "Floozing around"?
Beverly: Save it. I can barely understand a word you're saying anyway. What you did to my schmoopie is unforgivable, but you're gonna fix it.
Paula Hogan: Well, that sounds vaguely like a threat.
Beverly: [mock Australian accent] Nothin' vague about it.
Paula Hogan: Well, I-I'm gonna close my door now and lock it. So, g'day. [door closes]
Beverly: [chuckles] It is now.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] My mom thought she had driven Paula Hogan away. Meanwhile, Brea and I were still waiting for our ride.
Adam: Ah, there. Our chariot arrives.
Dave Kim: What's up, fools?! It's prom!
Adam: Dave Kim? I didn't know you were gonna be in our limo.
Dave Kim: Funny story... Corbett, JC, and their gal pals swung by to pick Sydney and I up, and now there's no room.
Adam: I hired the limo.
Dave Kim: Thanks for that! See you guys there! Step on it, Tim! My lady likes the wind in her hair.

Adam: I can't believe your mom had to drive us to prom.
Brea: I can't believe you tried to tip her.
Adam: I'm sorry, okay? I just can't believe Dave Kim. I got him that date with Sydney.
Brea: Wait, you got him that date?
Adam: Yeah, so we could be together. This is our last prom ever.
Johnny Atkins: That's what I thought, but here I am.
Adam: Johnny Atkins? Who are you here with?
Johnny Atkins: This backpack that I'm filling with soda and cookies. Tell anyone, and I'll punch you. Even thought it's a crime now because of our age difference.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] So, it was a rocky start. Good news was, prom could only get better from here. Or so I thought.
Dave Kim: Look who finally made it... Mr. No Limo.
Adam: That's really clever, and at my expense, for some reason.
Dave Kim: Drama. I guess someone's upset we're wearing the same thing.
Adam: It's a tuxedo, Dave Kim. We're all wearing the same thing.
Dave Kim: Woof. Someone's obsessed with me. [laughter]
Adam: You're lucky to even be here tonight, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: Yikes. You're clearly jealous 'cause you're not King Nerd anymore.
Adam: "King Nerd"?
Dave Kim: Another socially challenged gent landed a smokeshow, and you can't handle the new power dynamic.
Adam: You didn't "land" Sydney. I paid her to ask you to prom! [music stops]
Johnny Atkins: Whoa. That's as cold as these berry parfaits.
Mr. Woodburn: Hey! Food backpack? Nice.

Dave Kim: Sydney, is this true?
Sydney: Yeah, but if it helps, my boyfriend will find this hilarious.
Dave Kim: I see. Well, I guess it all worked out for you, Adam. You got your memorable prom after all.
Adam: [to Brea] Ready for pictures?
Brea: You need to fix this.
Adam: What about our magical prom?
Brea: It's just one night, Adam. Dave Kim has been your friend forever.
Adam: Are you saying to go to him?
Brea: No, just find him and talk to him. Why does everything have to be a big production with you? Just go.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] As I was off to find Dave Kim, Geoff had found himself.
Matt: I'm proud of you, big guy.
Naked Rob: Feel like a changed man?
Geoff: I do. For the first time in a long time, I-I know what I want out of life... Erica.
Matt: This calls for a hug.
Naked Rob: Yep. [laughter]
Barry: That's not a hug. This is a hug.

Naked Rob: Could it be? Is that fate magically bringing Erica to your doorstep to reconcile?
[Geoff opens the door]
Paula Hogan: Geoff Schwartz?
Geoff: Yes?
Paula Hogan: Some crazy blonde lady thought we were together and wanted me to back off 'cause it would ruin the life of something called a "schmoopie."
Barry: Looks like we got a mystery on our hands, fellas.
Matt: No, we don't.
Andy: It's clearly your mom.
Naked Rob: Stop extending the hijinks.

Geoff: Paula Hogan? What the hell, Barry? I thought Paula Hogan was fake!
Barry: No, silly. She's in my organic chem class. Hi, Paula. Did you do the homework yet?
Geoff: I thought you got her name from the crocodile movie!
Barry: Oh. Because Paul Hogan! The human mind is an enigma.
Geoff: Okay, w-what else did the angry blonde lady say?
Paula Hogan: That some girl was trying to get back together with you.
Barry: Whoopsie.
Geoff: Oh, my God. I-I have to find Erica.
Barry: I'll drive us, but not before Paula says, "Throw another shrimp on the barbie."
Paula Hogan: How about "[bleep] off"?

Adam: I've been looking for you everywhere. I'm so sorry I ruined your night.
Dave Kim: I didn't have a date anyway, so the only thing you ruined was the illusion that anyone wanted to be with me.
Adam: That's not true. I want to be with you.
Dave Kim: I just wish some girl would look at me the same way you do. You know what I mean.
Adam: I do, because I was just like you before I met Brea. It'll happen for you, too.
Dave Kim: You really think so?
Adam: I know so. You're the best. Would you go to prom with me, Dave Kim?
Dave Kim: If prom is about making memories, this is a good one. Let's do it.