Joanne: Huge news!
Erica: You have a key to our apartment?
Joanne: I had one made so I have a place to shower in this neighborhood. But I'm gonna be a pop star!
Erica: Seems unlikely, but I'll go for a ride.
Joanne: Cyndi Lauper has a show at the Spectrum, and one of her backup singers left the tour to take care of her dad, who got trapped in a grain silo and developed something called "wheat brain."
Geoff: Uh-oh, not wheat brain!
Joanne: It may not be that, but the point is, Cyndi's holding auditions for a one-night replacement. It's all over the radio at my therapist's office.

Geoff: Please, do it for me. You know how much I used to love watching you perform.
Erica: I guess it'd be fun to just audition.
Geoff: Fun... the thing that girls just want to have, per Cyndi.
Joanne: Fine, you may have the looks and the incredible voice and a stage presence that draws the eyes, but you don't got what I got.
Geoff: Is it the address? I can just turn on the radio.
Joanne: Oh, damn it.

Erica: Uh, do I have to decide right now?
Delia Thornton: No, no, take your time. I'll just tell Cyndi you're on the fence about traveling the world with her.
Geoff: Wait, no, she's doing it.
Erica: Geoff, are you serious?
Geoff: This has always been your dream. Until it wasn't your dream for a little while, but then it became your dream again, and you gotta follow that dream to Europe, home of all the great wars.
Delia Thornton: Fun guy you got there. So, I'm gonna pencil you in as yes?
Erica: I guess this is happening. [chuckles] It's really happening.
Geoff: Yeah, it is!

Erica: Geoff, just stop!
Geoff: Stop what?
Erica: You always do this! You're always such a supportive and loving husband who puts my needs first!
Geoff: I don't mean to!
Erica: Of course you never mean to. You just are. And I'm sick of it! You're always like "you, you, you, Erica," but what about your needs, damn it?
Geoff: Well, my only need is for you to be happy.
Erica: How dare you? What about your happiness, mister? Have you ever considered yourself for one single, solitary second?
Geoff: No.
Erica: Of course you haven't, you unselfish jerk.

Geoff: I thought I was doing what you wanted.
Erica: You are... always, and I've had enough.
Geoff: I'm sorry, I guess?
Erica: Well, you shouldn't be. Every time you open your mouth, something nice spills out and you make me feel like the luckiest girl in the world.
Geoff: I can do better.
Erica: You can't, you sweet son of a bitch. You're literally perfect.
Geoff: I don't have to be. I can change. I can be the bad man you want.
Erica: You say that, but you don't mean it.
Geoff: Just let me try.

Erica: For once in your life, stop being so damn loving and tell me what you want.
Geoff: ...I don't want you to go to Europe with Cyndi Lauper.
Erica: And there it is! But guess what? I don't want to go either.
Geoff: I'm so lost. So, wh-what's gonna happen?
Erica: I'll tell you what's gonna happen. I'm gonna stay right here with my amazing husband.
Geoff: You are? But what about your dream?
Erica: Geoff, you're my dream. You.
Geoff: My God, I love you so much.
Erica: I love you, too.

Adam: Barry, where's Mom?
Barry: She's not up there with you?
Adam: Why would Mom be with me?
Barry: I don't know. To make you sit in her lap one last time? What you two have is weird.
Pop-Pop: What's weird is that I'm here, and too early, if I may add. And spare me some speeches some kid makes that life is too short. Not short enough, if you ask me.
Barry: Fine. Keep an eye on our uplifting grandfather. I'll go find Mom.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so, my brother hit the streets with one mission... get Beverly Goldberg to graduation.
Barry: [tires squeal] Where the hell is my mom?!
Virginia Kremp: [panting] She was so fast.
Erica: [panting] Like a racehorse, you know?
Virginia Kremp: We couldn't keep up.
Barry: Which way?
Essie Karp: There's no way to tell. I blinked and she was beyond the horizon.
Virginia Kremp: She has another gear, man. Like, so explosive through her thighs and glutes. Now, please, take me to my son's graduation!
Barry: Sorry, no time! [tires squeal]

Geoff: There you are. Where've you been?
Erica: Oh, um, I was still nauseous, so I just popped in to see the doctor.
Geoff: Is everything all right?
Erica: Actually, yeah. Better than all right.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yeah, I couldn't have done any of it without her or my dad. And standing up there, I thought about all the people who got me to this day... the friends, the teachers...
Mr. Glascott: And another page turns. Way to go, young people! [cheers and applause]