
‘A Goldberg Thanksgiving’
Season 2, Episode 7 - Aired November 19, 2014
After Erica mocks her mom's Jazzercise obsession, Beverly bets Erica she couldn't handle her work-out routine. When Erica wins the challenge, she gets out of cooking Thanksgiving dinner with Beverly, despite it being one of her mother's most treasured traditions. Beverly tries to win Erica back, but she wins another bet and decides to spend Thanksgiving at Lainey's house instead. Meanwhile, Uncle Marvin is in town and bonds with Adam over a share love of video games, which Murray doesn't understand.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Hey, how would you like to play some video games. You know, like "Froggerman" or "Donkey Kid"?
Adam: You want to play video games?
Murray: Oh, yeah! I love video games. They're not a waste of time. And you learn valuable lessons, even though they're dumb.
Quote from Erica
Beverly: But this time, no jazzercise. We're gonna power walk.
Erica: You mean that non-running thing you do every morning?
Beverly: Did you know that the world's fastest power walker out-walked a cheetah?
Erica: Yeah, that's not true.
Quote from Beverly
Erica: Stop! Stop power walking into my body!
Beverly: The Bevernator stops for no one.
Quote from Adam
Murray: You can't honestly be angry at me for not letting you roam around the country with your uncle. He'd lose you at the first rest stop.
Adam: Well, it's your loss, 'cause I could have been the champion and won it all Money, mansions, yachts, fast cars, fast women.
Murray: I think you may be overestimating the prizes.
Adam: Of course I am! The world of high-stakes Nintendo isn't even real.
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Every year, I'd bond with my dad over a game of football and astound him with my total lack of knowledge.
Adam: It's like the throwing one knows exactly where the running one is going.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: This sacred recipe box was your Nana's most prized possession, and we will continue the tradition by firing up the stove by 5:00 A.M. sharp tomorrow. And if all goes smoothly, by 9:00 A.M., we'll be elbow deep in a 20-pound butterball.
Erica: Or we nuke some hungry-man dinners and call it a day.
Beverly: Wow. I didn't know you were in the business of destroying all your Nana's favorite things.
Quote from Erica
Beverly: Come on, come on and work that boogie body And whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Join in!
Erica: Oh, I'd like to, but I'm lying.
Quote from Erica
Erica: You ready for this? Look at me. I'm jazzercising. I'm a sad mom with no shame. No, don't join in. I'm mocking you.
Quote from Pops
Murray: Why don't you play with the boy?
Pops: No can do. Gives me finger cramps. And I need these hands to massage the ladies' feet.
Adam: It's his closer.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: That's what you're gonna wear to get in the groove? Are you insane?
Erica: Some might say what you're wearing is insane.
Beverly: For your information, spandex wicks away sweat while enhancing muscle tone and skeletal girth.