‘A Christmas Story’
Season 3, Episode 10 - Aired December 9, 2015
Tired of her unenthusiastic family during the holidays, Beverly creates "Super Hanukkah" to get them into the spirit, but it’s a little too similar to Christmas. Meanwhile, Barry spends more time with Lainey so Adam is annoyed and "triple dog dares" Barry to stick his tongue on a pole outside. Amongst their fighting, Adam’s tongue gets stuck too.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: And here's a box of lights for you to string up on the house.
Murray: This has now become work.
Beverly: Not work, fun. Just like the Kremps have. Now, get to work. I mean fun.
Quote from Erica
Erica: Okay, this was fun for a bit. Then it got sad. Now it's just bonkers.
Quote from Murray
Murray: I've raised morons.
Adam: That's fair.
Barry: You really have.
Quote from Beverly
Pops: What is the story? I mean, obviously, there's a rich cultural significance. Otherwise, why would you do this to me?
Beverly: Well, the Maccabees only had enough oil for one night, and it was a miracle. And another miracle Was the finding of the bush in the temple basement. And they decorated it with Festive tchotchkes.
Pops: So interesting. Where'd they find the tchotchkes?
Beverly: In their pockets. Tchotchke pockets. They were potchkes.