The Goldbergs Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- 601 Sixteen Candles
- 602 You Got Zuko'd
- 603 RAD!
- 604 Hersheypark
- 605 Mister Knifey-Hands
- 606 Fiddler
- 607 Bohemian Rap City
- 608 The Living Room: A 100% True Story
- 609 Bachelor Party
- 610 Yippee Ki Yay Melon Farmer
- 611 The Wedding Singer
- 612 The Pina Colada Episode
- 613 I Coulda Been a Lawyer
- 614 Major League'd
- 615 My Valentine Boy
- 616 There Can Only Be One Highlander Club
- 617 Our Perfect Strangers
- 618 The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook
- 619 Eight-bit Goldbergs
- 620 This is This is Spinal Tap
- 621 I Lost on Jeopardy
- 622 Mom Trumps Willow
- 623 Breakin'
- Season 7
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- Season 9
- Season 10
The Goldbergs
A movie-obsessed teen documents his life growing up in an outrageous yet loving family in the 1980s.
Starring:
Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Troy Gentile, Hayley Orrantia, Jeff Garlin, George Segal, Sam Lerner.
Recurring Actors:
Bryan Callen, AJ Michalka, Tim Meadows, Matt Bush, Noah Munck, Shayne Topp, Kenny Ridwan, David Koechner.
Original Run: 2013-2023.
Quote of the Day
Pops: Hey, kiddo. I know you're hurting, but you're never gonna be over one girl until you're under the next.
Beverly: Whoa! Shut the [bleep] up, Dad.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Beverly in Happy Mom, Happy Life
Beverly: Somebody stole my baby. Well, not real baby, fake baby. It's a toy. Somebody stole my toy! I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife. Can someone call the police? Or Toys 'r Us? I don't [beep] know any more.
Quote from Beverly in The Darryl Dawkins Dance
Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.
Quote from Beverly in I Drank The Mold
Virginia Kremp: Oh please, I've seen Adam doing horseplay when I have specifically requested no horseplay. He's no angel.
Beverly: Oh, he is an angel. He could literally sprout wings and take flight at any moment.
Quote Collections
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“Beverly Goldberg: I Have Failed as a Mother”
Failing as a mother is Beverly Goldberg's greatest nightmare, but also her most powerful guilt card for when her children threaten to go against her wishes.
21 quotes
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“Cooking with Beverly Goldberg”
Beverly Goldberg's best quotes about food, cooking and, of course, shrimp parm.
16 quotes