Dick Clark: [laughs] How'd you like the bloopers?
Will Smith: Didn't really work for me, you know. I didn't think it was too funny. Don't you gotta go see Ed McMahon or something?
Dick Clark: No, no. Look at this one. I got a real beauty.
Will Smith: I'm sorry, Dick. I'll see you later, all right? Thanks a lot.

Will Smith: Heh, heh, heh. Hey, hey, what's up, y'all? Here we are at The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And I'm about to take you on a special behind-the-scenes tour. Right now we're at NBC, you know, kind of my home away from home. Forgot my pass today, but it don't matter none. I'm like royalty around here, you know what I'm talking about?
[cut to three security guards pinning Will Smith against the hood of his car:]
Will: Hey, hey, brother. Brother. Brother, come on. What about the march? What about the march?