Will: Come on, aren't you gonna bet something?
Carlton: Yes, I put $5 on red and 5 on black.
Will: Carlton, that'll cancel your bet out. You can't win like that.
Carlton: Maybe so, but I can't lose either.
Will: Well, not unless it comes up...
Dealer: Double zero, green.

Ashley: Okay, tell me something. Now, are all men hard of hearing or is it just that they don't wanna listen to anything we have to say?
Vivian: Right. We have to listen until we're blue in the face about cars, sports money, their precious careers, and then if we wanna talk about something that's really important to us, they can't be bothered.
Hilary: Wait, how about this? How about when they never listen? [scoffs]

Carlton: You know what that is?
Nicky: Irritating.
Carlton: It's energy generated by the most awesome source of natural power in the world.
Will: What, the static from Uncle Phil's corduroys?
Carlton: The Hoover Dam. Here, I got you this book so when we get to Vegas, you'll be Hoover savvy.
Will: I'm getting goose bumps.
Carlton: You too?

Will: [v.o.] I can't believe I'm in the same city as Girls, Girls, Girls. Oh! So many shows, so little time.

Will: Whoo-hoo! Bells ringing, money flowing. We are certainly not in Kansas anymore. Oh, Auntie Em, Dorothy got a miniskirt on.

Carlton: We've entered the world of temptation. A word to the wise, beware.
Will: All right, here's the plan. First, we split up...
Carlton: And?
Will: That's it. We just split up.

Carlton: Change for a dollar, please. There's a $5 minimum, sir.
Dealer: Outrageous. We're out of here, Will.
Will: Whoa, wait a minute, Carlton. Relax, man. Can I get change for 100, please?
Carlton: A hundred? Are you insane?
Dealer: Change 100.
Carlton: See, she can't believe it either.

Will: Hey, Carlton. Oh, man, you are never gonna believe this. Let me tell you, I'm at this crap table, right? It's crazy. I'm just barking numbers like, boom, seven, boom, 11. The crowd is going crazy. The girls are like, "Willy Smith, is that you?" I'm like, "Who you think it is?" They're going crazy. They all love me. I'm throwing back doors, yos, Little Joes, all that kind of stuff. I'm just straight jacking the casino for their loot. Man, I was like a crap Mandingo.
Carlton: So, what happened?
Will: Hey, can you spot a brother 20?

Will: I cannot believe you froze me up right in the middle of my comeback.
Carlton: Hi, my name is Will Smith, and I'm a gambleholic.
Will: Carlton, come on, man. Didn't you feel the juice?
Carlton: Will, that's the devil's juice.
Will: I'm about to have me some of the devil's eggs and bacon too.
Carlton: Very funny, Will. Now hand it over.
Will: What?
Carlton: You were right there when Dad said it. "Keep an eye on Will. Make sure he doesn't get out of control.
Make sure he doesn't drink the devil's juice."
Will: Man, he ain't say none of that.

Carlton: Now let's get some shuteye.
Will: Look, man, I ain't tired.
Carlton: Do you want to miss Hoover Dam?
Will: Hoover Dam. [giddily jumps into bed]