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Philip: All right, young lady, out with it.
Ashley: Okay. I didn't go ice skating. I went to a party. And, yes, I was with a guy, but we were just kissing.
Philip: You have no business with a college fullback.
Will: He was a linebacker, Uncle Phil.
Ashley: Daddy, it wasn't just anybody. He used to go to Bel-Air Academy and I had a big crush...
Philip: Save it. There are not enough words in the English language to explain your behavior. My God, do you have any idea the kind of danger you put yourself in tonight?
Ashley: Well, all my friends-
Philip: If all your friends jumped off the damn MTV building, would you do it?
Noah: Hey, so what time you coming back tomorrow?
Will: Oh, I can't make it tomorrow, man. I got school and everything, you know.
Noah: Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I'll get with you next weekend, then.
Will: Oh, man. Well, I can't make it next weekend, you know I got a date on Saturday and then I got a ball game on Sunday. So, you know how it is, man.
Noah: Yeah, I know how it is. You're not coming back.
Will: Wait, whoa, whoa. Hold up, man, I'm coming back.
Noah: No, you're not, man. I bet you feel pretty good about yourself, don't you? I mean, you come down here, do the right thing then you go home patting yourself on the back 'cause you helped out the poor folk.
Will: Wait. Hold up, man. Yo, I'm from Philly. We had to save up to be poor. Why you sweating me like this man, what's up?
Noah: 'Cause, you're just like all the rest of them. You come around here with the X cap and them cool Doc Martens and you're all "dope" and "word to your mother." And you think that makes you committed? Let me tell you something, this ain't no game. And if you think that it is, then maybe you should go home 'cause you're not welcome here. Tell Dan Quayle I said, "What's up."
Will: Oh, oh, oh, oh! Now I'm not welcome here, right? Well, you got your story a little wrong, homey. This community appreciates me. I don't even know Dan Quayle.
Hilary: I did it. I found the perfect place, and it's within my budget.
Philip: You did?
Vivian: That's great, baby.
Hilary: You guys were right. I do have what it takes to survive. And it's true what they say: "You give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. But you give a man a cow and he can eat for a month, maybe more."
Philip: Don't, don't, don't. She's on a roll.
Carlton: You know, Will? I don't have any friends.
Will: What are you talking about, Carlton? You got plenty of friends, man.
Carlton: You think people are your friends, but they're only that because of what you can do for them. Except you, Will. I don't do anything for you. Even when you make fun of me, I know you're doing it out of love. You haven't been doing that as much lately.
Will: What are you talking about, Carlton? I just called you Thumbelina this morning.
Carlton: Yeah, but your heart wasn't in it.
Will: Look, Carlton, let me tell you something, man. Lisa, that's my girlfriend and we're gonna be together, man. But that doesn't change the fact that you're my best friend. Stumpy.
Carlton: I'd cry, but my tear ducts are frozen.
Lisa: Oh, I can't believe it. Look at you.
Will: Oh, yeah, girl, I got me some motivation. If I wasn't walking down that aisle with you I'd probably still be upstairs in that wheelchair. Oh, what was your surprise?
Lisa: Um... Will, I don't really know how to say this, but I don't wanna get...
Will: Don't wanna get what?
Lisa: A ticket. I'm double-parked outside.
Will: Whoa, whoa, hold up, baby. Come on, come on, come on. That ain't what you wanted to say. Look, there is nothing that you can't tell the man that you're gonna marry.
Lisa: I don't wanna marry you.
Will: See? It wasn't that hard, was it? [groans, falls over]