Hilary: Geoffrey, admit it. You're going to miss me, aren't you?
Geoffrey: Oh, yes, Miss Hilary. In fact, I'm going to go upstairs right now and have myself a good cry. [cries]
Hilary: Wow, he's even more upset about my leaving than I thought. I hope he doesn't hurt himself.

Carlton: Another cocoa, Will?
Will: Oh, no, I'm gonna have to pass, C. I drink another cocoa, I mess around, I have to let out a Hershey bar.
Carlton: This is what life's all about. I mean, look around us. Is this not the best? Two guys together, beautiful surroundings, white snow, fresh air. God, look at those mountains.
Will: [looking at a waitress] The hills are alive.

Carlton: Look, this was supposed to be our special weekend. I don't wanna share you with some woman.
Will: Listen, Carlton, just because Lisa's here, that don't mean we can't have fun, man. Listen, hey, we are gonna do every single thing that you have scheduled.
Carlton: Promise?
Will: Yes, sir.
Carlton: We'll go luging?
Will: Absolutely.
Carlton: And we're still going to go to the restaurant I picked for dinner?
Will: Oh, yes, sir.
Carlton: What about Barbara Walters?
Will: I wouldn't miss it for the world. Carlton, come on, man, ain't nothing changed. We are inseparable.

Will: Oh. What's up, baby?
Lisa: Hey.
Will: Listen, why don't you go down and check out some of the shops? Uh, unless you wanna hang out with a couple lugers.
Lisa: [giggles] Will, it was such a cold and lonely drive up here, I just wanna go upstairs and get into a nice hot bubble bath. You do know how to pour bubbles, right?
Will: Mm. Um, hold that thought. Carlton-
Carlton: Oh, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Oh, I'm out of here.
Will: Carlton. Where are you go? Carlton, come on, man.
Lisa: What is wrong with him?
Will: Um, nothing. Uh, baby, listen, why don't you go ahead upstairs get the tub started, let Calgon take you halfway, and I'll come take you the rest.

Will: Look, Carlton, come on.
Carlton: Now I'll never get to see that Barbara Walters Special. And she had Henry Winkler too.
Will: Carlton, listen, man.
Carlton: You made me miss Fonzie.
Will: Carlton, look.
Carlton: No, you look.
Will: No, slow up, deer.
Carlton: Oh, don't you try to sweet-talk me, Will.
Will: No, Carlton, in the road, a deer!

Carlton: So this is it. This is how the Carlton Banks story ends. With a whimper. [whimpers]
Will: Shut up, Carlton.

Will: Hey, you know, you never know how brave you can be until you don't have no choice. You know, now I see how people could jump out of burning buildings.
Carlton: You couldn't figure it out before?

Carlton: Look, Lisa, we still have a full day left. Why don't we make the most of it?
Lisa: I would like that, Carlton.
Will: Well, there's three of us now, we need to get another room.
Angie: I have a room.
Carlton: Hey, isn't that great? Now you and I can stay together and Lisa can stay with her.

Philip: I can't believe it. How could you not take the insurance? It only costs an extra $6.

Will: [echoing] Help! Echo! Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho. Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hey. Hi-de-hi-de-Heidi-Fleiss.