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Take My Cousin - Please

‘Take My Cousin - Please’

Season 4, Episode 11 -  Aired November 22, 1993

Will sets Hilary up on a date with his teacher, Professor Burton (Phil Morris), to try get a better grade. Meanwhile, Uncle Phil and Carlton build a crib together.

Quote from Will

Narrator: [v.o.] Will Smith studied all night and passed his English midterm. One week later, he was taken off academic probation. Two weeks later, he was put back on. Professor Scott Burton began dating Rhetta. Shortly after, her parents demanded he be removed from the college. Hilary Banks is currently dating. She remembers nothing. Baby Nicky only made it to 42 feet.

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Quote from Hilary

Will: Wait, whoa, wait, whoa, whoa. What do you mean you're never going to see him again? You was just saying how dope he was.
Hilary: He has a mole.
Will: Hilary, wait a minute. I sit in class with this man all day, every day, and I ain't ever seen no mole.
Hilary: Well, I hardly noticed it too. But as the night went on, it got bigger and bigger until it was all I could see. Oh, it was disgusting.
Will: Hey, Hilary, wait a minute. You can't just dump this guy because of a tiny physical imperfection. I mean, you ain't perfect yourself, girl.
Hilary: [giggles] Oh, stop.

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