‘Striptease for Two’
Season 2, Episode 24 - Aired May 4, 1992
After investing money they don't have in a stock tip, Will and Carlton need to find some cash.
Quote from Philip
Philip: Sit. I'm not through with you two yet. I wanna know what excuse you have for pulling such a stupid stunt.
Carlton: We needed the money.
Philip: For what? And I want the truth.
Will: All right, it's like this, Uncle Phil. See, Carlton got this inside tip on a stock.
Philip: Federal offense. Go on.
Will: Well, then we pawned Aunt Viv's bracelet to get the money for the stock.
Philip: Grand larceny. lmpressive.
Will: And then we lost the money so we had to strip to get the bracelet back.
Philip: That would be indecent exposure.
Quote from Will
Will: Come on, man, what is wrong with you?
Carlton: It's Agnes. I can feel her undressing me with her eyes.
Will: I don't think so, man. She's not laughing.