Will Quote #1701
Quote from Will in Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 2)
[Will's fantasy:]
Will: Uh, hey, Uncle Phil, can I rap to you for a sec?
Philip: Oh, yeah. Sure. Sure.
Will: Excuse us, Katie.
Philip: You stay there, baby.
Will: Um, Uncle Phil, I'm in the middle of something important right now.
Philip: Oh! My bad. Hey, you know. Because... Well, you know. Let me just go on upstairs here and take a shower because I'm feeling... kind of dirty.
Katie: How about I shower with you?
Will: Ooh. Hey, hey, hey, Uncle Phil.
Philip: Hey, hey, hey, don't be a player hater, my brother.
Will: Every time. Every damn time.
[reality:]
Will: Every time!
Hilary: Will.
Will: Every time I turn around it's the same thing!
Hilary: Will.
Will: Over and over!
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Aunt Helen: Go away.
Philip: [o.s.] Open the door, Helen. It's Philip.
Aunt Helen: I'd give him a blast of pepper spray but I'm afraid he'd just eat it.
Quote from Hilary
Ashley: I think it's so romantic, Dad going to get Mom.
Hilary: It's like in that movie where after a big fight, the wife stays with her sister and the next day the husband buys her something expensive and she returns home.
Will: Hil, that's not a movie, that's what happened.
Hilary: Oh, well, someone should make a movie of it.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: I am having a terrible day. John Felipe canceled my hair appointment, Kim Cho chipped one of my nails, Moishe ran out of potato latkes and I can see Jose didn't cut the grass.
Will: Hilary, your parents just broke up.
Hilary: Oh, great. On top of it all, now I'm an orphan?
Ashley: Hilary, you're 27.
Hilary: I know. No one adopts anyone over 9.