Ashley Quote #146
Quote from Ashley in Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 2)
Ashley: Can you imagine if they never got back together?
[Ashley's fantasy: an older, heavier Ashley wearing her food court uniform:]
Ashley: Has anybody seen my hat? Where the hell is my hat? Dad? You're not hiding my hat so I have to stay home again, are you?
Philip: Oh, do you really have to go to work? I'm lonely.
Ashley: Yes, Dad. And what are you doing out of your room?
Philip: I wanna hear another story.
Ashley: Okay. You wanna hear another story. Once upon a time a little girl could've been a supermodel but her parents got divorced and she lost it all. The end. Wanna hear another?
Philip: No. No. Save something for tonight. Can't you stay a few more minutes?
Ashley: I could if the car wasn't repossessed and if I didn't have to walk to work.
Philip: Exercise would do you good.
Ashley: Was that a fat joke?
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Quote from Aunt Helen
Aunt Helen: Go away.
Philip: [o.s.] Open the door, Helen. It's Philip.
Aunt Helen: I'd give him a blast of pepper spray but I'm afraid he'd just eat it.
Quote from Hilary
Ashley: I think it's so romantic, Dad going to get Mom.
Hilary: It's like in that movie where after a big fight, the wife stays with her sister and the next day the husband buys her something expensive and she returns home.
Will: Hil, that's not a movie, that's what happened.
Hilary: Oh, well, someone should make a movie of it.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: I am having a terrible day. John Felipe canceled my hair appointment, Kim Cho chipped one of my nails, Moishe ran out of potato latkes and I can see Jose didn't cut the grass.
Will: Hilary, your parents just broke up.
Hilary: Oh, great. On top of it all, now I'm an orphan?
Ashley: Hilary, you're 27.
Hilary: I know. No one adopts anyone over 9.