Will Quote #1511
Quote from Will in To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold
Ernie: You look troubled, son.
Will: Troubled? No, man, you know, I mean... Why would I be troubled? You know, because, I mean I'm sure there's a legitimate reason you're sending a briefcase full of money to a councilman that controls your business interest, man. [muttering]
Ernie: Well, can we just say it's a birthday present, huh?
Will: Yes, we could. Yeah, yeah, we could say that. Because that's what I had thought, you know. I figured that's what it was, you know. I didn't see no party hats, no... Heeh! in there. [mutters] Do you mind if I sit down?
Ernie: You are sitting down.
Will: Thank you.
Will: Look... Um... Listen, I don't think that I'll be able to make your little delivery for you, Mr. James. See... Uh... Ooh. Pshh. They had called me. From... Because the other time you know, remember the car had skid and then because it had rained. I'll just go ahead, okay?
Ernie: Oh, oh, oh. Not so fast, Will. I'm not gonna let you leave this office- [reaches into jacket pocket]
Will: [screams] No! No! Oh, no! No! Hey, what are you gonna do?
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Will: Look, I'm sorry, Uncle Phil.
Philip: No, no, Will, I apologize to you.
Will: Yeah, I know that was your boy and everything, man. Hey, listen, I know exactly how you feel. It's just like when I found out that Kermit the Frog was just a piece of green felt with somebody's hand up his butt.
Philip: Something like that, son.
Quote from Geoffrey
Will: Hey, G, where's Uncle Phil?
Geoffrey: Follow the Ding Dong debris.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Will, please, to get a job like this you have to be highly skilled in my particular area of expertise.
Will: What, sucking up?
Carlton: Exactly.