Jazz Quote #137
Quote from Jazz in Mother's Day
Will: Whoa. Hey, I'm surprised y'all can walk.
Jazz: Your levity is inappropriate.
Jewel: We've been at the free clinic all morning to find out why my oven is as yet bunless.
Will: Come on, y'all haven't been baking long. Hey, and I'm sure, if you stick with that recipe... you'll get the ingredients mixed up...
Jazz: How can you think about food at a time like this? I mean, we ain't never gonna have a baby because... my little soldiers ain't marching.
Will: Bummer. Jazz, didn't I tell you to not be wearing them bikini drawers?
Jazz: You told me not to wear them in the streets. You ain't tell me not to wear them.
Will: You know what? It's probably just stress. Yeah. I'm sure that's what it is, man. I mean, y'all just got married, and you're always running from the law. And you know what? Why don't you go to another free clinic, get a second opinion.
Jazz: We can't afford another free clinic.
Will: Jazz, look. I'm really sorry for you, man. I mean, hey, at least y'all tried. Never heard two people try harder.
Jazz: Don't try to comfort me, Will. I'm uncomfortable.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Mother's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Jazz
Jazz: Here you are, my brother, I brought you a card.
Will: Hey, thanks, Jazz. "Heard you had a stroke"?
Jazz: It was the closest we could find. You know, for some reason, Hallmark has overlooked this occasion.
Quote from Will
Will: Uncle Phil, I got my Mom something she gonna love. She always wanted to get my baby shoes bronzed, but she never got around to it. So I hooked her up.
Ashley: Those are your baby shoes?
Will: Well, yeah. I had big feet. You know what they say about a guy with big feet.
Ashley: No, what?
Will: They- They be saying, "Damn, you got some big feet."
Quote from Jazz
Will: Come on, having a baby is a big responsibility.
Jazz: We're ready for it. Why, I even started saving for little Junior's college fund. [shakes pants pocket]
Will: Listen, I don't think I can do this.
Jazz: Sure you can. Will. Remember that time we went to go play ball and your shoelace broke and I gave you mine? Same thing.
Will: Jazz, man. Don't you have some relatives or something? Why me?
Jazz: I mean, you got a good heart. And you got a lot of smarts and you're tall, and you got good teeth.
Jewel: Of course, we'll be praying he gets my ears.