Carlton Quote #266

Quote from Carlton in You Bet Your Life

Jazz: Did you get the feeling back in your head yet?
Will: You say something, Uncle Phil?
Carlton: Will, I just want to thank you for standing up for me.
Will: Man, look, it was nothing. What is family for? Plus, we shouldn't have left you there in the first place, man. Anything could have happened. I'm sorry about that.
Carlton: Are you crazy? I had the time of my life.
Will: What?
Carlton: Will, for a little while, I was living on the edge. I, Carlton Banks, recording secretary of the audio visual squad, was gambling, swearing, and staying up really, really late. I mean, I feel so liberated. Quick, open the back window.
Will: Yo, for what, man?
Carlton: I'm going to moon Nevada.
Jazz: Bottoms up.
Will: Oh, Carlton, come on, put that thing away. Someone's going to get hurt.
Carlton: Don't worry, Will. This is my lucky day. [sirens]
Will: I knew your butt was going to get us in trouble, man.

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 ‘You Bet Your Life’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Carlton: Oh, I don't get a good feeling about this place, Will.
Will: It's cool. I'll take care of it. [loudly] Uh, we ain't Black. We just got back from Hawaii.

Quote from Jazz

Jazz: Crocket anyone?
Will: Jazz, you all right, man? You got a kind of a Clark Kent-Urkel thing jumping all over you.
Carlton: Actually, Will, he looks like me.
Will: Well, yeah, that's what I was saying.
Jazz: I'm all ready for my trip to college. About time, too. I spent eight years in high school.
Will: Jazz, Uncle Phil is going to be my chaperon and I don't think he wants you to come, buddy.
Jazz: Well, I guess I better return these stupid, funky clothes. Here, Carlton.

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Silly me. When I went to university, I actually spent most of my time studying.
Will: Well, yeah, but look at you now, G.
Geoffrey: Touche. Did you by any chance see Murder, She Wrote last week?
Will: No.
Geoffrey: Good. Watch your back.