Philip Quote #122
Quote from Philip in The Butler Did It
Will: [answers phone] Party Machine, this is Will.
Vivian: Party Machine?
Will: Oh, I'm sorry, Aunt Viv. Did I say "party machine"? I meant Banks residence. Master William speaking.
Vivian: Who's playing that loud music?
Philip: Loud music? Give me the phone, Vivian. Will, what's going on?
Vivian: Oh, Uncle Phil, that's the TV. Um, Carlton's watching an educational documentary on, uh, loud music. What's that music I hear?
Philip: Uh... That's the television. Your aunt's watching I Dream of Jeannie. Look, we're gonna be home tonight.
Will: Wait, baby, hold up. I thought y'all said you was coming back Monday.
Philip: Well, we were, but there's some big shot in the suite next door and he's been tying up the hotel staff all weekend. The service has been terrible. So just tell everyone we'll be back tonight.
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Geoffrey: Goodbye everyone. I'm off for the weekend.
Ashley: Bye, Geoffrey. I hope you enjoy your butlers' convention.
Geoffrey: Goodbye, Miss Ashley.
Will: Yo, G, G. I always wondered what y'all be doing at them joints. What is it, like reminiscing about Mr. French?
Geoffrey: Actually, we'll be reminiscing about Benson. It's the Black Butlers' Convention. This year's theme is "Get It Your Own Damn Self."
Quote from Will
Will: Okay, I can't breathe. "They'll only be here one day." "They'll only be here one day"! The Titanic sank in one day! The Hindenburg blew up in one day! The entire city of Pompeii was covered in molten lava in one day! Okay, I can't breathe.
Quote from Hilary
Ashley: I've been through the whole neighborhood and I haven't sold one box of cookies. Even Shelley Winters turned me down.
Hilary: Look, what you need is a different sales strategy. Look, here's one that always worked for me: "Mister, I was going to sell you some cookies, but I tripped on your driveway and I think I broke my ankle. Could you please call my daddy? He's a lawyer. He'll know what to do."