Will Quote #235
Geoffrey: Master William. What are you doing here? Why aren't you with Lady Penelope at the opera?
Will: Opera? G, she's never seen an opera in her life. I'm telling you, she's been fronting the whole time.
Geoffrey: How dare you besmirch the reputation of a British Lady.
Will: G, the Lady is a tramp.
Will: She stole the car, she snuck out to the roughest bar in town and then she hooked up with a human Godzilla.
Geoffrey: Master William, are you telling me the truth?
Will: I swear on a stack of TV Guides.
Geoffrey: Master William, if we don't bring her home safe and sound Lord Fowler will never forgive me. Your uncle will lose faith in me. I'll never work again, and my career will be ruined.
Will: Can we try to keep this in perspective here, G? I'm not going to get to see Ziggy.
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Hilary: Lady Penelope. Wow, it must be great being a Lady. I mean, spending all your time shopping, going to lunch with your friends and just sitting around being waited on hand and foot. I wonder what that would be like.
Geoffrey: [pouring Hilary's tea] One can only imagine.
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Will: G, we better keep looking.
Geoffrey: Nonsense. The man's a liar. Tell us what you've done with Lady Penelope or I shall be forced to thrash you.
Will: Don't press him, G. You saw what he did to Tokyo.
Geoffrey: Don't worry, Master William. In my youth, I was quite a Greco-Roman wrestler.