Will Quote #30

Quote from Will in Clubba Hubba

Dr. Mumford: So, Smithers, what school do you go to? What college have you applied to? And what's your career plans?
Will: Bel-Air Academy, Princeton, and thoracic surgery, sir.
Dr. Mumford: Thoracic surgery. That's my field. What aspect of it interests you the most?
Will: Um... The cutting part.
Dr. Mumford: Ah, that's the part I like, too. Listen, I'm glad you're a fan of polo. You know, I have a very fine string of Arabians.
Will: Oh, really? With turbans and everything?
Dr. Mumford: [chuckles] Very funny, Smithers. You had me there for a moment. I thought you were a blithering idiot.
Will: [nervous laugh]
Dr. Mumford: Ah, there's my daughter. Would you like to meet her?
Will: Oh, gosh, sir. There's a big question mark on that one. I seem to be painfully shy with the fairer sex.

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