Will Quote #1716

Quote from Will in I, Bowl Buster

Philip: Like I said the best thing we can do is just to steer clear of him.
Will: Uh-huh. Okay. Well, see I kind of took a different approach. I kind of, like, steered right at him, you know what I'm saying? You know, I think I may have strengthened his resolve to throw his whole life away. But I just wanna say to you, I don't think that should affect our relationship.
Philip: What are you talking about?
Will: Oh, so you need further elaboration. Well, see, Uncle Phil, now, you know I know I can beat Carlton at any sport, right? But then I had found out bowling ain't no sport. Shh. You know, so Carlton's not going to Princeton. He's going to join the PBA. I'm gonna go get a grub, want me to make you something?
Philip: Will, I find out that you contributed to my son not going to Princeton you will be picking my shoe leather out of...

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 ‘I, Bowl Buster’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Will: Your son is about to throw his life away and all you can say is "fine"?
Philip: Look, if I stop him from bowling, I will be doing exactly what he's accusing me of. He just needs a little space. He will get over this.
Will: Uncle Phil, man, I think we need to nip this thing in the bud.
Philip: Oh, it's just a phase, Will. Just a phase.
Will: Just a phase? We worked our fingers to the bone to put him through school. He's about to throw it all away and I'm the only one who wants to do anything? It is a sad, sad day when Will Smith becomes the voice of reason.

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Will: Hey, G, come on, man. Can I get some spare change?
Geoffrey: No. Use your own money.
Will: G, come on. It's dime-a-frame bowling day. It's always more fun when you use other people's dimes.
Geoffrey: For the last time, Master William, I have no spare change.
Will: What about that piggy bank in your closet under them issues of Big Butted Butler Babes? That was just a lucky guess, man.