Carlton Quote #549

Quote from Carlton in Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 2)

Philip: Look, kids, there's nothing to be concerned about. Your mother and I just had a silly little misunderstanding. She'll be back before lunch. It's no big deal.
Carlton: Well, I'd like to go on record here and now that I, for one, am not concerned. I'm on your team, Governor Banks.

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