Carlton Quote #542
Quote from Carlton in Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 1)
Geoffrey: Sir, there's a Mr. Joe Winters to see you.
Philip: Oh, great. I didn't know he was coming by. Well, he's the head of the Republicans for a Better Society.
Carlton: Republicans for a Better Society? You gotta get me a T-shirt.
Vivian: What's he here for?
Philip: Well, they have this crazy idea that I should become involved in politics.
Vivian: Oh, politics. That's such a dirty corrupt business filled with nothing but self-interest.
Carlton: Ooh. I've got goose bumps.
Philip: Well, I'm just gonna listen to him. I don't wanna be rude.
Carlton: The mark of a true politician. Tell them what they wanna hear.
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Quote from Geoffrey
Philip: Geoffrey, would lay my clothes out for this evening and get some flowers and candy here ASAP.
Vivian: That man is on thin ice.
Geoffrey: I'll alert the fish.
Quote from Geoffrey
Will: Good morning, Ash.
Ashley: What's good about it?
Will: What's good about it? Who did they just make assistant head counter girl at Dippity Do Dog, huh?
Ashley: Oh, please. I hate my job. It's dirty, it's demeaning, and I have to work for a bunch of ingrates.
Geoffrey: You'll get used to it.
Carlton Banks Quotes
Quote from Just Say Yo
Carlton: Where am I? Last thing I remember, I was doing the running man to I Will Always Love You.
Will: Carlton, you're at a hospital.
Carlton: Wow, I feel terrible. I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful.
Will: Carlton, I got some bad news.
Carlton: Oh, God, I malfunctioned.
Will: No. See, you never made it past the dance floor. Those pills that you took weren't vitamins.
Carlton: What were they?
Will: Look, you gotta promise you're not gonna overreact.
Carlton: What could be worse than finding out I'm still a virgin?
Will: It was speed.
Carlton: Oh, my God. I'm a drug addict and a virgin!
Quote from The Alma Matter
Carlton: It's not unusual To have dad be proud of me It's not unusual 'Cause I love conformity And when I see dad hangin' with Will instead of me It's not unusual to see me cry I wanna die
Tom Jones: It's not unusual to mess up at any time And when I see you so down and out It's such a crime
Carlton: Did you ever wanna be loved by anyone And then you let them down I blew it yesterday My trust fund's gone away
Tom Jones: My friend it happens all the time And life will never do
Carlton: What you want it to
Tom Jones: Don't give yourself Such a hard time