Will Quote #1668

Quote from Will in Boxing Helena

Will: Big Nick, what's up, man?
Nicky: I'm working on the model I got for Christmas.
Will: Oh, yeah, I wish I got a model for Christmas. Mm! Five-nine, 120. You know, bloo-bloo-blap-blap! Boom!
Nicky: Wouldn't that be hard to put together?
Will: I'm just kidding, Nick. Don't worry. Here, let me help you with this model.
Nicky: It's pretty complicated, Will.
Will: Please, boy, I was putting models together before you was born. Come on, pass me that glue.
Nicky: It's pretty strong stuff, Will.
Will: [scoffs]
[cut to Will with pieces of the model glued all over his body]

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 ‘Boxing Helena’ Quotes

Quote from Nicky

Will: Never in the history of pugilistic pursuit has one so completely dominated. Muhammad, what do you have to say?
Nicky: I'm the greatest and I'm pretty. You know I made you, Howard.
Philip: What is going on here?
Will: Oh, you know, the family vowed to get in shape for the new year, so we gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna take Nicky and put him in a boxing class.
Philip: Oh, that's fine. Just make sure he learns that boxing is about athleticism and sportsmanship, not violence.
Nicky: [punching the inflatable] Now I'm gonna get medieval on you.
Will: We ain't really get to the sportsmanship part yet.

Quote from Philip

Will: Well, hey, Uncle Phil, why don't you come to the gym with us?
Philip: Oh, I'd love to, I really would, but I have so much work to do on the trial this morning.
Will: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Philip: Okay, okay, fine. I'm not going because I don't want to. And you can't make me.

Quote from Geoffrey

Carlton: Geoffrey, what do you think? Honestly.
Geoffrey: I think it's the most ridiculous costume I've ever seen.
[Ashley comes downstairs in her hot dog uniform]
Geoffrey: I stand corrected.
Will: Hey, Ashley. All ready for your first day at work?
Ashley: What was I thinking telling Daddy I'd pay for half my car? I feel like a dork. And I have to wear this same stupid uniform day after day after day.
Geoffrey: Gee, wouldn't that suck?