Hilary Quote #426

Quote from Hilary in I, Ooh, Baby Baby

Hilary: So back to you. Any heart disease? Gingivitis? Midgets?
Dr. Duane: No.
Hilary: Any relatives in the circus?
Dr. Duane: Uh, not that I know of. I mean I did have an uncle who was a clown.
Hilary: Ew. Duly noted. Oh. Aren't they so cute? You're so lucky, you get to be around babies all the time.
Dr. Duane: Yeah, babies are great. I can't wait to have a family someday. How about you?
Hilary: I suppose.
Dr. Duane: Oh, so you're not ready for babies, huh?
Hilary: No, I'm definitely ready for a baby, it's just the family. I mean I hadn't thought about it, I guess.
Dr. Duane: I don't understand. I mean, how can you have one without the other?
Hilary: Wait, wasn't I the one asking all the questions?

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Dr. Duane: I found this place the first year of my internship. I was dying for food that didn't come out of a machine.
Hilary: Yeah, I spent some time in Milan and this place reminds me of a little restaurant near the Piazza Di Vani. So any mental illness in your family?
Dr. Duane: [chuckles] Excuse me?
Hilary: Schizophrenia? Anorexia? You know, general weirdness?
Dr. Duane: Uh, not that I know of. So tell me, what were you doing in Italy?
Hilary: Shopping and studying Italian.
Dr. Duane: Oh, so you speak Italian?
Hilary: Well, not exactly. I did more shopping than studying, but it didn't matter I mean, they have translators in all those little shops.

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Hilary: Excuse me. I'd like some information about your, um, inventory.
Clerk: Are you looking for something specific?
Hilary: What have you got in a hunk?

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Ashley: Carlton, what are you doing?
Carlton: Mom said while she was gone, I could decorate the tree.
Ashley: No, Mom said while she was gone, I could decorate.
Hattie: All right. Carlton, you take one half of the tree. Ashley, you take the other.
Ashley: Fine. Carlton, you can have the top half.