Will Quote #1653
Quote from Will in There's the Rub (Part 2)
Will: Wait, Uncle Phil, where you going?
Philip: I'm gonna call my lawyer.
Will: Wait, wait, wait. Uncle Phil, you might know your way around the mean streets of Bel-Air but I think you better let me handle this brother on the phone, all right? Hold up. Yo, bro, phone check. Hey, look, we got an important call to make.
Tiny: [on the phone] What's the big deal anyway? It wouldn't be the first time you broke somebody's legs. All right. I love you too, Mama. [hangs up] You want the phone?
Will: Uh... Y-yes, please.
Tiny: [pulls phone off the wall] It's yours.
Will: [to Uncle Phil] It's for you.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘There's the Rub (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Philip
Will: You know, a few hours ago, my biggest problem was judging a stuffing contest. Now look at me. Stuck in a jail cell with some angry 400-pound man whose life you wrecked. You clipped him, didn't you? I'm sorry, Uncle Phil. [groans] It's the worst Thanksgiving I ever had.
Philip: And thank you so much for sharing it with me.
Will: Look at us. All hungry. I'm about to dig in to this cream-of-bug sandwich. And our family sitting around the dining-room table, big gorgeous roasted turkey, four different kinds of stuffing. Candied yams, and macaroni and cheese, mashed potatoes.
Philip: And little tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce. Hendricks!
Lieutenant Hendricks: Listen, Banks, if it's a sandwich you're after, they're all gone.
Philip: In the first place, it's not "Banks", it's "Your Honor." Now you get your butt over to that telephone and you pull the district attorney from whatever meal he may be eating and you tell him that you have Judge Philip Banks in jail under a bogus charge. And you might wanna mention the fact that we have been denied due process. A phone call, access to legal representation and every other conceivable right guaranteed to us by the constitution. And don't forget to mention that no statements have been taken, no witnesses interviewed, and none of the most fundamental procedures that the newest rookie on a beat would know, have been followed. My nephew and I are completely innocent, and if you don't take care of this matter, it will be you having your picture taken with numbers across your chest.
Quote from Aunt Helen
Aunt Helen: All right. Mm. Mm, mm. Another year, another hairdo. Who you trying to catch, Hattie?
Vy: I guess you and Will gonna be hitting one of them all-night Thanksgiving jams, huh?
Hattie: Oh, girl, that boy couldn't keep up with me if I gave him a head start.
Workman: I've got one more outside. I'll go get it.
Vivian: He's a hunk.
Vy: Yeah. Did you see the way he was looking at me?
Aunt Helen: Girl, that man wasn't looking at you, he was looking at me. Tsk. Looking at me like it was lunchtime and my legs was Colonel Sanders' extra crispy. Wasn't he, Geoffrey?
Geoffrey: If you mean something fast and cheap, yes.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: I tell you, I really feel like I connected with those people down at the shelter today. When I reached out to them, they reached back. Of course, I stepped out of the way so they couldn't actually touch me but I really connected.