Carlton Quote #524
Quote from Carlton in There's the Rub (Part 1)
Steve: Hey, can you hook me up with some more potatoes?
Carlton: Move it along. Everyone gets the same amount.
Steve: But I'm a growing boy. Just because somebody stunted your growth doesn't mean you need to take it out on me.
Carlton: Is that a short joke?
Steve: Why, did it go over your head? Now, that was a short joke.
Carlton: Look, you mangy little rapscallion... Hey, Mr. Wilmore. I'm just giving the customers what they want. How about some more turkey, young fella? Just tell me when.
Larry Wilmore: What are you doing? This food has to feed everybody. For somebody who wants to go to Princeton, I'd expect more common sense.
Steve: Hey. Maybe you ought to look into community college. [laughs]
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Vy: Wait, no. You made the stuffing last year.
Hattie: That's because you were sick. This is my natural turn.
Aunt Helen: Well, wait a minute. It's my turn to make it after you.
Vivian: Okay. Now you're guests in my house. I'll make the stuffing. Besides, everybody loves it.
Aunt Helen: Funny, I don't remember voting.
Vy: Uh, no offense, you guys but none of you can hold a candle to my stuffing.
Aunt Helen: That's because it's so dry, it'd go up in flames.
Hattie: All I know is, I've been making my stuffing for Philip since he was a boy. And he always asks for more.
Aunt Helen: Oh, we all know what a picky eater he is.