Philip Quote #438
Quote from Philip in There's the Rub (Part 1)
Philip: Mother. My sweet Mommy. Come on, Mom. [laughs]
Hattie: I've got a few secrets of my own. I have been stashing away a pie or two ever since I saw the size of your sweet tooth.
Will: Oh. Grandma Hattie, the pie hider.
Philip: Aah.
Hattie: I suppose the dog ate this one too.
Will: I ain't had nothing to do with it.
Philip: He ate it. You always trying to blame somebody.
Hattie: Out of here. Both of you.
Philip: Momma.
Hattie: Just out of the kitchen. Out. Out. Out. Out.
[After Will and Uncle Phil leave the kitchen, the camera pans to Nicky eating the pie under a table]
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Vy: Wait, no. You made the stuffing last year.
Hattie: That's because you were sick. This is my natural turn.
Aunt Helen: Well, wait a minute. It's my turn to make it after you.
Vivian: Okay. Now you're guests in my house. I'll make the stuffing. Besides, everybody loves it.
Aunt Helen: Funny, I don't remember voting.
Vy: Uh, no offense, you guys but none of you can hold a candle to my stuffing.
Aunt Helen: That's because it's so dry, it'd go up in flames.
Hattie: All I know is, I've been making my stuffing for Philip since he was a boy. And he always asks for more.
Aunt Helen: Oh, we all know what a picky eater he is.