Ashley Quote #128
Ashley: [on the phone] This weekend? Oh, I'd love to, Thad, but I'm gonna lay low. Oh, no, it's nothing serious, just the flu. Oh, that's so sweet. Okay, bye. [hangs up]
Janet: Thad? I thought you were dating Kyle.
Ashley: I am. He's the flu.
More The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
Quote from Will
Vivian: This is the way it's supposed to be. One big happy family.
Will: Hey, look, Uncle Phil, man, I just wanna say again how sorry-
Philip: Enough, enough said, Will. Enough. Let's just put it all behind us. What's done is done. I just wanna sit here and watch a little TV.
Jay Leno: [on TV] Anybody see the Hilary show the other day? They had a dismissed juror from the Show-Biz Madam Case insulting Judge Banks, who just happens to be Hilary's father. Boy, here's a family that really puts the "fun" back in dysfunctional, isn't it? Speaking of Judge Banks, we have a special tribute to him tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome The Dancing Phils.
Philip: That's it! I've had enough!
Will: But, wait-
Philip: No, no. Just go. Just go. Please. Go!
Will: Now, wait, wait a minute. Now, you wait one minute, Uncle Phil. Now, I didn't wanna have to do this but you brought this on yourself. [Will lipsyncs] And I am telling you I'm not going Even though the rough times are showing There's just no way, there's no way Tear down the mountains Yell, scream and shout You can say what you want I'm not walking out Stop all the rivers, push, strike and kill I'm not gonna leave you There's no way I will And I am telling you I'm not going You're the best man I'll ever know There's no way I can ever, ever go No, no, no, no way No, no, no, no way I'm living without you Oh, I'm not living without you Not living without you I don't wanna be free I'm staying I'm staying And you, and you, and you You're gonna You're gonna love me
Quote from Philip
Philip: That is enough. I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life. And to think the two people responsible for it are my own family. My own flesh and blood.
Will: Um... Technically, Uncle Phil, I'm not really your flesh and blood. See, my Mom and Aunt Viv, they... I see where you going with this though.
Philip: Do you?
Will: Oh, yeah, I can see. Pssh-pssh!
Philip: Then tell me, what is it? Haven't I done enough for you? Taking you into my home, huh? Treated you with respect. Maybe I did something to hurt you, is that it?
Will: No. Come on, Uncle Phil. No. No, that's not it.
Philip: Then why?
Will: I don't- I don't know.
Philip: And you my own daughter. My first-born. [sighs] I don't know if there's a knife that could cut as deeply.
Quote from The Fresh Prince Project
Vivian: Sweetie, would you say grace, please?
Ashley: Yes, Mommy. [clears throat] ''Hey, there, Lord My name is Ashley Banks My family and friends Want to give you some thanks So before this dinner's All swallowed and chewed Thank you, God, for this stupid food''
Quote from The Fresh Prince Project
Will: You know, you should try rapping. When you're rapping, you mess up the words and make up some new ones right there on the spot. So let's try this. I'll sing one line, you make up a line to rhyme it.
Will: All right. Let's see. ''You didn't get into Miss Berkley's chorus''...
Ashley: [silent] I'm thinking, all right?
Will: That's all right. We got all day.
Ashley: Okay, I've got it.
Will: Here we go. ''You didn't get into Miss Berkley's chorus''
Ashley: ''I'd like to hit her in the head with Roget's Thesaurus''
Will: Yeah. ''Don't need no choir when you're a rapper''
Ashley: ''Gonna hunt Miss Berkley down and zap her''
Will: ''Got this whole town of Bel-Air buzzing''
Ashley: ''Get a load of me and my rapping cousin''