Will Quote #1568

Quote from Will in Burnin' Down the House

Will: lxnay on the Indian food. Judge can't take spicy. [sprays water on the chicken] Come on, don't just stand there. Help me.
Geoffrey: This is insanity. I want no part of this, Master William. You have gone too far.
Will: Look, if I got to hose down some poultry to pull this off, that's what I'm gonna do. Are you with me?
Geoffrey: Oh.
Will: [grabs sauce bottles] Red or brown? G, red or brown?
Geoffrey: Don't make me choose.
Will: Red or brown?
Geoffrey: Ooh. Brown.

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 ‘Burnin' Down the House’ Quotes

Quote from Carlton

Hippie: So what I'm saying is, there shouldn't be a rich or poor. We should all just share the wealth, man.
Carlton: Oh, I beg to differ.
[The VW camper van pulls over and Carlton is tossed out onto the sidewalk]

Quote from Will

Will: Ah. That was close. That was close. Oh, man. Oh, my God. I don't believe it. I almost burned the kitchen down. Oh, no! No! Auntie Em! Auntie Em!
[later:]
Will: Mama, no!

Quote from Hilary

Philip: The whole family will be there. He's gonna make his decision about who is to preside over the Show-Biz Madam Trial.
Hilary: Ew. She's so scuzzy. I mean, it's bad enough that she gets hookers for married men, but blue eye shadow? Hello.