Geoffrey Quote #289

Quote from Geoffrey in Burnin' Down the House

Hilary: But, Geoffrey, you have to teach me how to flambe. If I don't learn I'm gonna look stupid on my show.
Geoffrey: I'm afraid that ship has sailed.
Will: Hey, come on, G, I wanna flambe.
Hilary: Will, this is a private lesson. Geoffrey can't be bothered trying to teach a moron to cook. Right, Geoffrey? [Geoffrey is silent]

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 ‘Burnin' Down the House’ Quotes

Quote from Carlton

Hippie: So what I'm saying is, there shouldn't be a rich or poor. We should all just share the wealth, man.
Carlton: Oh, I beg to differ.
[The VW camper van pulls over and Carlton is tossed out onto the sidewalk]

Quote from Will

Will: Ah. That was close. That was close. Oh, man. Oh, my God. I don't believe it. I almost burned the kitchen down. Oh, no! No! Auntie Em! Auntie Em!
[later:]
Will: Mama, no!

Quote from Hilary

Philip: The whole family will be there. He's gonna make his decision about who is to preside over the Show-Biz Madam Trial.
Hilary: Ew. She's so scuzzy. I mean, it's bad enough that she gets hookers for married men, but blue eye shadow? Hello.