Will Quote #1560
Quote from Will in Burnin' Down the House
Philip: Geoffrey, call the club and confirm our foursome with Judge Walker and his wife, please.
Geoffrey: Sir.
Will: Whoa, a foursome. You're getting a little freaky in your old age, huh, Uncle Phil? [car horn]
Philip: Coming, Vivian.
Will: Hey, hey, Uncle Phil. You know, this is your last chance to make that a fifthsome. [car roars off] Call me from the country club, all right? You know the number.
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Hippie: So what I'm saying is, there shouldn't be a rich or poor. We should all just share the wealth, man.
Carlton: Oh, I beg to differ.
[The VW camper van pulls over and Carlton is tossed out onto the sidewalk]
Quote from Will
Will: Ah. That was close. That was close. Oh, man. Oh, my God. I don't believe it. I almost burned the kitchen down. Oh, no! No! Auntie Em! Auntie Em!
[later:]
Will: Mama, no!
Quote from Hilary
Philip: The whole family will be there. He's gonna make his decision about who is to preside over the Show-Biz Madam Trial.
Hilary: Ew. She's so scuzzy. I mean, it's bad enough that she gets hookers for married men, but blue eye shadow? Hello.