Jazz Quote #166

Quote from Jazz in Love in an Elevator

Jazz: Ssh. Listen. I know that sound anywhere.
Will: What sound?
Jazz: A Wonderbra hitting the floor.
Will: Let me out! Let me out!
Carlton: This is all your fault, you finger-licking ragamuffin.
Jazz: Who are you calling muffin, Little Debbie?

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 ‘Love in an Elevator’ Quotes

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Hey, good evening, Master William. Absolutely bumping party.
Will: Oh, yeah, thanks a lot, Geoffrey.
Woman: Geoffrey? But you told me your name was Will.
Geoffrey: No, I said I was willing.

Quote from Will

Will: Man, didn't your mothers ever tell you, don't play with buttons? [screams] Hello.
Jazz: They can't hear you, bro. The music's too loud. Can I throw a party or what?
Will: I don't believe this. There's a python and some triplets in there and I'm stuck in here with Ren and Stumpy.

Quote from Jazz

Carlton: Jazz is the best man? Then what the heck am I?
Jazz: Short.