Carlton Quote #461
Quote from Carlton in Love in an Elevator
Will: Now, you guys are both my best men. Carlton, you're the best man for the wedding. And Jazz is the best man for getting the talent for the bachelor party.
Carlton: Tsk. Ugh.
Will: He got me Rolanda, the Rubber Lady.
Carlton: Look, I'll have you know that Stan, the world's smartest duck was this close to getting on Leno.
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Quote from Geoffrey
Geoffrey: Hey, good evening, Master William. Absolutely bumping party.
Will: Oh, yeah, thanks a lot, Geoffrey.
Woman: Geoffrey? But you told me your name was Will.
Geoffrey: No, I said I was willing.
Quote from Will
Will: Man, didn't your mothers ever tell you, don't play with buttons? [screams] Hello.
Jazz: They can't hear you, bro. The music's too loud. Can I throw a party or what?
Will: I don't believe this. There's a python and some triplets in there and I'm stuck in here with Ren and Stumpy.
Quote from Jazz
Carlton: Jazz is the best man? Then what the heck am I?
Jazz: Short.