Will Quote #1536

Quote from Will in Love in an Elevator

Carlton: Hey, he isn't making calls on your bachelor party, is he? I mean, that's my job. I mean, you have told him that I'm the best man?
Will: Uh... See, what had happened... At first, but then... He had called...
Philip: Will, go tell him.
Will: [sighs] Tsk. Next time I'm gonna let Jazz kiss you.
Will: Hey, Jazz, listen, we need to talk, man.
Jazz: Yes, we do. The Strip 'N Trip wanna know if the hotel will furnish extension cords? [on the phone] And tell Naughty Nelvina and The Naked Drill Team to wear coats or they'll never get past hotel security. [hangs up] Okay. What was it you wanted to talk about?
Will: You're the best, man.

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 ‘Love in an Elevator’ Quotes

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Hey, good evening, Master William. Absolutely bumping party.
Will: Oh, yeah, thanks a lot, Geoffrey.
Woman: Geoffrey? But you told me your name was Will.
Geoffrey: No, I said I was willing.

Quote from Will

Will: Man, didn't your mothers ever tell you, don't play with buttons? [screams] Hello.
Jazz: They can't hear you, bro. The music's too loud. Can I throw a party or what?
Will: I don't believe this. There's a python and some triplets in there and I'm stuck in here with Ren and Stumpy.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Look, come on, Will. I've spent a lot of time decorating for your bachelor party. I just want it to be a surprise.
Will: Oh, no, not another Scooby-Doo piñata.
Carlton: Pssh. I wish.